how is it creepy, it’s about deformed carrots, it’s just vegetables, silly. I thought you’d know by now I LIKE MUTANTS??? yeah I’ll be on soon just gotta calculate some stuff y’know how it goes.

Have mercy!

Is that a carrot growth on your side or are you just happy to see me?

This carrot is easily my favourite. It looks to me like a tree on a hill with that one thick branch that I want to tie a tire swing to.

If you were wondering what I do with these carrots afterwards, I eat them. Yes, deformities and all, they are still delicious as pie.

L for Lovely. c:

The bunny carrot. :D

It probably looks like these were taken all at once because of the nail polish. Rest assured, they weren’t, I just freaking love this colour.

My first deformed carrot. It looks like a pikmin.

Edit: heeey, aren’t pikmin named after pikpik carrots? That’s beautiful. It’s like the circle of life.